What's up, everybody? Welcome to another week's episode of Just Say and with Justin

Martendale. I'm Justin Martendale and I'm so glad you could join us this week because

we have a fun show in store for you. John, how are you, buddy?

Not bad. I was not expecting the question that early in the app.

Right at the top of the show. I got to check in with you.

Are you sure you're awake? Aware?

I was not.

You weren't. I know. Well, good news is is that we finally have a break from this rain.

And it's still a little soggy. The rock slides and mud slides are still happening. But other

than that, we are out of this rain, which I'm excited about because I'm tired of hearing

people saying, we need this. I'm like, we got it. We don't need anymore. We got it.

No, we need this. It's good. No, it's fine. We got the rain. But can you, quick question,

can you see the bump on my forehead real quick? Can you see anything? Yeah. You can see

something right above your eye right there. Yeah. Does it look like protruding? Turn your

head to the side. Oh, yeah. Oh my God. Yeah. Yeah. What happened? Well, I was assaulted.

Not by a person, but by an object. So Saturday night, I had some spots here at the store.

And I went upstairs to the belly room to do the bitch show by Tammy Joe and had to use

the bathroom because I, you know, sober January is still happening. We're right on course.

I see the light at the end of the tunnel to February. But I drank a lot of water. So

I was like, I have to pee. So I went into the tiny, the tiniest bathroom upstairs in

the belly room and I'm a giant. And I walk in the doors open and I'm using the urinal.

Oh, yeah. And I'm using it. And Craig Conant comes in and he's like, Hey, man, what's

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