479 – Nancy Drew and the Secret of Carrion Cove

Jay & Miles X-Plain the X-Men

Jay Edidin & Miles Stokes

Arts, Books, Visual Arts

4.8 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 4 March 2025

⏱️ 49 minutes

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In which Genosha gets better and/or worse; Fabian Cortez is the Secretary of Betrayal; having an action figure of yourself is the path to immortality; and Hammer Bay sounds like a sex toy company. X-PLAINED: Triathlon The Revolution relaunch and the six-month gap Magneto: Dark Seduction #1-4 Erotic skyscrapers Magneto (again) (forever) X-Men Tijuana Bibles The Genoshan Cabinet Dark friendship with benefits Polaris’s newfound interest in heavy metal Magneto's on-again, off-again children Carrion Cove Coloring symbolism and/or errors Spat and Grovel (kind of) Magneto’s ancestral f**k-ghost Socialism! Magneto’s mysterious mind-voice Neal Conan The Avengers of 2000 Kirby Krackle Magneto’s smooth arc into villainy Bonking Human nature Rachel Summers in the Body Shoppe Our (lack of) coverage of solo comics NEXT EPISODE: X-Man! Check out the visual companion to this episode on our blog. Find us on Apple Podcasts or Spotify! Jay and Miles X-Plain the X-Men is 100% ad-free and listener supported. If you want to help support the podcast–and unlock more cool stuff–you can do that right here! Buy rad swag at our TeePublic shop!

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0:00.0	Hey, Jay, what's triathlons deal? Um, it's a race in three parts. They're swimming, they're cycling,
0:06.0	and there's running. No, I mean, the superhero triathlon. I don't know. Is that even a thing?
0:12.7	Maybe they fly instead of running? No, no, no, not superhero triathlons. The superhero who goes by
0:20.0	the name triathlon.
0:22.5	Oh, okay, okay, that guy. So he's a disgraced Olympic athlete turned superhero. His powers
0:27.4	come from the triune understanding. That's that UFO cult, right? Yeah, they used some weird
0:33.6	relic to give him the powers of 3D man. Aren't most men 3D?
0:38.8	Well, yeah, but most of them don't live as two-dimensional entities in their brother's eyeglasses.
0:43.3	What?
0:56.3	I'm Jay Edited. And I'm Miles Edited.
0:58.2	And I'm Miles Stokes.
1:00.7	And we are here to Explain the X-Men.
1:02.7	Because it's about time someone did.
1:07.0	Welcome to episode 479 of Jay and Miles Explain the X-Men,
1:11.1	where we walk you through the ins, the outs, and the red cons of comics greatest superhero soap opera.
1:17.3	Welcome to our examination of one of, I think, the worst cases of wasted potential of the aughts.
1:18.5	Because today we are looking at a miniseries with the amazing title, Magneto Dark Seduction.
1:26.3	Magneto Dark Seduction.
1:31.1	And I was hoping, based on this title, that we were going to get a full, like,
1:34.9	Gothic horror romance with Magneto as the damsel.
1:38.4	I know, right?
1:39.8	But nobody really gets seduced at all, darkly or otherwise, unless we're talking metaphors,
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