#479 - Going Cockleless, Lamb In Bed and The Elis James Clerical Universe

Elis James and John Robins

BBC

Comedy

4.8 • 6K Ratings

🗓️ 10 October 2025

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

This show has been many things, but right now this a cockles podcast. Elis’s homecoming show in Swansea was very much tied to whether he could get cockles at breakfast which sets us off on a cockle rollercoaster. But will Dave like them?

There’s also a very intense Ask Us Anything, and a 1.5 times playing of the jingle. Plus, what meat would you eat betwixt the sheets?

[email protected] or 07974 293 022 on WhatsApp to tell us your preferred meat.

And do remember tomorrow’s Bureau de Change of the Mind is *only* on the world beating BBC Sounds. So get blooming subscribed on there.

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0:00.0	BBC Sounds, Music, radio, podcasts.
0:07.2	He scored goals, lifted trophies and broken records along the way.
0:11.4	And now he's got a podcast.
0:13.2	Welcome to the Wayne Rooney show.
0:15.0	Wayne Rooney, Kay Kerrude and me, Kelly Summers, break down the biggest stories in the
0:19.3	Premier League and beyond.
0:20.7	Plus, we'll hear the funniest and most outrageous stories from Wayne's career.
0:24.7	I've never seen the manager go with someone like he did.
0:27.5	There's no way could have played for Man United ever again.
0:30.2	The Wayne Rooney Show.
0:31.3	It's what everybody's talking about.
0:33.4	Watch your night player.
0:34.5	Listen on BBC Sounds.
1:00.7	Thank you. Watch and I player. Listen on BBC Sounds. Hello everyone and welcome to the Ellis James and John Robbins podcast.
1:06.3	We are back in the studio surrounded by the spoils of our labour.
1:13.1	We've got an Ellis and John branded cushion, I'm guessing is from the British Podcast Awards Yes
1:13.6	And a Barrabreath cake
1:16.5	Barreith
1:17.3	Barreith
1:18.2	From last night
1:18.9	Yes from Swansea
1:20.7	Kindly sent to us as part of a cheese package
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