479. - Chris & Jason
How Long Gone
Chris Black & Jason Stewart / Talkhouse
4.4 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 10 April 2023
⏱️ 56 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The How long gone, he is risen. Jesus is walking, Jason is walking. I am walking in the beautiful sunlight today in downtown Manhattan. |
| 0:25.6 | It's glaring out there. People are gobbling bagels and drinking ice coffee like it's |
| 0:29.9 | fucking mid-July. |
| 0:31.0 | Actually, Chris, just a, I don't want to cut you off, but they have risen. |
| 0:35.0 | I'm sorry, they have risen. |
| 0:37.5 | I mean, I would never post a white male Jesus on my timeline. |
| 0:41.0 | I've kind of had to have some tough discussions with my parents |
| 0:44.4 | about their kind of classic use of white Jesus in our home face tune Jesus |
| 0:50.3 | Jesus's abs can be there but he needs to be a little more fluid and a little more less white. |
| 0:54.7 | We'll try that out next year, Christopher. |
| 0:56.5 | It's Easter Sunday. |
| 0:58.0 | Jason was up early hiding eggs for the neighbors, I'm sure. |
| 1:01.8 | Unlike me, he doesn't put $100 bills in his he's too cheap he puts kind of like off-brand candy is what I would guess |
| 1:07.8 | yeah I was talking to friend of the show Mikey earlier this morning saying hey man I couldn't I cannot get a wink of sleep every Easter |
| 1:16.1 | and he said tell me about it I was up early in the middle of the night rooting through |
| 1:21.5 | my parents closet and he did find some of the |
| 1:25.0 | eggs that they were planning on leaving for him today. The thing is my dad keeps a |
| 1:29.6 | five pound bag of minis reeses cups in the house year round so the only thing that |
| 1:34.6 | changes during Easter is the pastel wrapping which does make it feel more |
| 1:39.3 | festive but they taste great like a classic reesies so so just in case you were kind of |
| 1:43.4 | work close your eyes and it's a regular Reese's but in this household that's |
| 1:47.7 | considered contraband if you ask me but I was thinking about this yesterday |
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