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How Long Gone

479. - Chris & Jason

How Long Gone

Chris Black & Jason Stewart / Talkhouse

Comedy

4.5951 Ratings

🗓️ 10 April 2023

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

One-on-one episode, Chris is in New York, and Jason is home in LA. We figure out the last time we celebrated Easter, Vanderpump Emo Nite, white people walkthroughs, Linkin Park's remixed history, is therapy speak making us selfish? Traffic cones are the only things that should "hold space," why you're rewatching Entourage and Girls, hanging with Tim Apple at the GQ Creativity Awards, TJ had a Diet Mountain Dew dream, Taylor's breakup song, can musicians refinance their masters? And Chris and Jason switch dispositions. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

The How long gone, he is risen. Jesus is walking, Jason is walking. I am walking in the beautiful sunlight today in downtown Manhattan.

0:25.6

It's glaring out there. People are gobbling bagels and drinking ice coffee like it's

0:29.9

fucking mid-July.

0:31.0

Actually, Chris, just a, I don't want to cut you off, but they have risen.

0:35.0

I'm sorry, they have risen.

0:37.5

I mean, I would never post a white male Jesus on my timeline.

0:41.0

I've kind of had to have some tough discussions with my parents

0:44.4

about their kind of classic use of white Jesus in our home face tune Jesus

0:50.3

Jesus's abs can be there but he needs to be a little more fluid and a little more less white.

0:54.7

We'll try that out next year, Christopher.

0:56.5

It's Easter Sunday.

0:58.0

Jason was up early hiding eggs for the neighbors, I'm sure.

1:01.8

Unlike me, he doesn't put $100 bills in his he's too cheap he puts kind of like off-brand candy is what I would guess

1:07.8

yeah I was talking to friend of the show Mikey earlier this morning saying hey man I couldn't I cannot get a wink of sleep every Easter

1:16.1

and he said tell me about it I was up early in the middle of the night rooting through

1:21.5

my parents closet and he did find some of the

1:25.0

eggs that they were planning on leaving for him today. The thing is my dad keeps a

1:29.6

five pound bag of minis reeses cups in the house year round so the only thing that

1:34.6

changes during Easter is the pastel wrapping which does make it feel more

1:39.3

festive but they taste great like a classic reesies so so just in case you were kind of

1:43.4

work close your eyes and it's a regular Reese's but in this household that's

1:47.7

considered contraband if you ask me but I was thinking about this yesterday

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