Are you a smart booker or a silly booker?

Smart bookers get access to a three airport lounge by booking a five-star holiday with On the Beach.

Silly bookers?

Well, enjoy those cues at the bar.

Stop booking around and visit Onthebe beach.com.ukuk.

Conditions apply.

Seven night minimum stay outbound only from selected airports for up to six people,

at all protected.

As we enter the new year, I've been reflecting upon which dating royalty will return to the Love Island Villa.

Lovers from across the land will be hoping they get the call to be a Love Island All-Star

and share values of kindness, compassion and snogging.

I urge them to love thy neighbour on the next Sun Lounger and hope that come January 13th on ITB2 and ITBX, love will reign supreme.

I love math, but you know what's a bit odd?

Numbers that aren't divisible by two.

Oh!

Oh! If you just read the bio for Dr. Steve, host of weird medicine on Sirius XM103 and made popular by two really comedy shows,

Opie and Anthony and Ron and Fez, you would have thought that this guy was a bit of, you know, a clown.

Why can't you give me the respect that I'm entitled to?

I've got diphtheria crushing my esophagus.

I've got Tobolivis dripping from my nose. I've got the

leprosy of the heartbound, exacerbating my imbettable woes. I want to take my brain out

and blast with the wave, an ultrasonic, ecographic and a pulsating shave. I want a magic pill

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