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Ghostrunners

478 - Cow Killer

Ghostrunners

Jake Triplett

Stand-up, Improv, Comedy

52.1K Ratings

🗓️ 13 October 2025

⏱️ 95 minutes

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Summary

Jake and Brad get the surprise of their life in a hot tub, Timon talks about the former fan art he used to make, and the boys recap their trip to Vail, CO. Check out Gospel and Glue and get 40% off with code GRKC! https://www.gospelandglue.com/ Check out Good Ranchers and use code GRKC http://bit.ly/3KV86YU Check out Main Street Roasters and use code GRKC at check out for a 10% discount! https://mainstreetroasters.com Ghostrunners merch: https://bit.ly/399MXFu Become a Patron and get exclusive content from Jake & Brad: https://bit.ly/2XJ1h3y Follow us on Instagram: http://bit.ly/33WAq4P Leave us a voice memo and ask a question: https://anchor.fm/jake-triplett/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Last week on the podcast, Brad, you quiz Tim and I, and we were trying to guess a country that starts with a P.E. And is on the top row of the keyboard. Yes. This gave us some fits. Yes. Specifically once we got to P.E.R. Yes. It continued to really give both of us fits. Yes. We got a message this week, and our Ghostrunners Getaway group me. Alvaro said, hey, Jake, as a Peruvian myself during the trivia, I was

0:25.5

staring at the top row of my keyboard, trying to figure out the country that starts with P-E-R.

0:31.7

I could not guess it. Even though I was born and raised in Peru, I audibly said idiot to myself with time and guessed it. Even though I was born and raised in Peru, I audibly said idiot to myself with

0:39.7

time and guest it. So no matter how bad it feels on the podcast, how about it gets.

0:45.1

Yeah. There's always Alvaro. I think it's time, Alvaro, you were officially American.

0:49.7

Peru's gone, baby. If you, if you said idiot in English, adios to El Peruviano, okay? You've been washed

1:00.6

by the blood of Jesus and he's kind of been whitewashed into being an American. Yeah. And if that's

1:06.0

offensive, I'm sorry. I don't even actually know the word I just said. Well, I don't, who cares?

1:29.6

Okay. Did you mean to be offensive? I didn't mean, in my heart of hearts, I didn't mean to be offensive. I didn't mean to say that. You can't fire me for that. I didn't know what it meant. I am nervous. I'm going to look it up when we roll the intro music, but I think it's okay that I think you're fine. It's our own culture, dude. We can say it if it's our own culture.

1:43.8

I've seen Alvaro put on reef, uh, friendly sunscreen before. Yeah. Dude's whitewashed. That's a good point. That's a good point. Let's start the episode there. Steak it, whitey. Uh-oh, ooh, I think this type Means that it's going down

1:45.3

With some random thoughts

1:46.3

And white, me too

1:47.3

Midwest best friends Uh, uh-oh, ooh, I think this tight beat means that it's going down with some random thoughts

1:46.3

And white, me too, then West Best Friends eating fast food on repeat.

1:49.9

So come along, let's have some fun and go ahead.

1:52.1

Get on your feet because it's a ghost from this podcast.

1:56.8

Every morning morning morning we're taking around.

1:59.6

Ghost on this podcast

2:00.9

Whitewashed.

2:04.6

Whitewashed.

2:08.0

I don't know.

2:09.5

Because I think that's more like in history books, right?

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