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The Scathing Atheist

478: Conventional Edition

The Scathing Atheist

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Other, Religion & Spirituality

4.93.4K Ratings

🗓️ 14 April 2022

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

In this week’s episode, Christians call dibs state by state, Donald Trump's pity party actually had some people show up because their moms made em go, and churchgoers will try to tone down the rhetoric on abortion by comparing it to the holocaust.
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Guest Links:
Learn more about American Atheist conference here: https://convention.atheists.org/
Headlines:
Georgia GOP candidate claims "we are the church, and we run the state":
Rep. Lauren Boebert: You should be 21 before coming out as LGBTQ: https://onlysky.media/hemant-mehta/rep-lauren-boebert-you-should-be-21-before-coming-out-as-lgbtq/
Trump claims he's the "most honest human being, perhaps, that God ever created": https://www.cnn.com/2022/04/11/politics/donald-trump-north-carolina-speech/index.html


Transcript

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0:00.0

Oneing, the following profanity contains an episode.

0:03.6

This week's episode of the Skating Atheist is brought to you by all birds, stamps.com,

0:08.8

Zipper Cruder, and by the new medical reality show Chiro Practical Jokers, where we replace

0:14.7

real Chiropractors with untrained comedians because how much more dangerous and useless

0:19.8

could it really be?

0:21.8

And now, the Skating Atheist.

0:24.2

This is a prolificially acknowledging that Heath is the all-time top wordblitz champion,

0:31.0

and Noah is the number one master of VR-proput, now an in perpetuity.

0:36.4

But even they did in fact evolve from filthy monkey men.

1:03.5

We're celebrating the Holy Week by being wholly unreligious.

1:07.4

There you go.

1:08.4

I'm Noah Luzans.

1:09.4

I'm Eli Bosnick.

1:10.4

I'm Heath N.R.E.

1:11.4

And from Queen Latifah's New Jersey, Ann Arbor Michigan in Wakerust, Georgia.

1:15.8

This is the Skating Atheist.

1:17.8

On this week's episode, Christians called Dibs, state by state.

1:22.3

Donald Trump's pity party actually had some people show up because their moms made them

1:26.0

go.

1:27.0

And Christians will try to tone down the rhetoric out of abortion by comparing it to the

1:30.1

holocaust.

1:31.1

But first, the diet try.

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