At Barclays, we're here for the land of football.

We're here for the Premier League.

And the Barclays Women's Super League.

We're here for the football charts for giving more girls a chance. We're

here for the grassroots and all the muddy boots. From schools to stadiums, we're here for it all.

Barclays, here for the land of football.

So I call the embassy, I'm about to get supported to Afghanistan. We're two Americans, American passwords,

were impacted and we need help. And she's like, no one's in right now. I don't really have anyone

to route you to right now. Is an emergency I'm like it's an emergency

I could take it took my information took my number so I put down the phone and I'm

like the embassy is gonna call your manager right now so we better get this

I'm holy bluffing.

And I see Jerome has like a glimmer of hope and then I come up to him. I'm like I'm

fucking bluffing man. I'm like I'm just trying to win us time because I like

I'm not going back. I know Kabul airport closes so they're going to have to let that flight go and guess what they're not letting the flight go.

So the two pilots come out. The captain comes out and he's like you guys have to get on the on the plane because I can't leave.

I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

Yes or no did you ever take banned substances to enhance your cycling performance?

Yes.

I had no prior knowledge of the planned assault on Nancy Kerrigan.

I am deeply sorry for my irresponsible and selfish behavior I engaged in.

What's up everybody?

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