477: Van Helsing (2004) with Matt Kelly
Geek History Lesson
Jason Inman
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🗓️ 10 October 2023
⏱️ 86 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | I'm Darren Brown. I've made a career out of learning the inner workings of our brilliantly messed up brains. |
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| 0:52.0 | I'm going to put you into the hot seat. Actually, you are a universal executive. |
| 0:56.0 | You are looking at the year of 2004, you're planning your schedule ahead of time and you are saying to yourself, |
| 1:02.0 | hey, we have this Van Helsing, sorry, Hugh Jackman, Wolverine. |
| 1:07.0 | Was this smart choice for Universal? |
| 1:09.0 | Does this supposed to be a monster hit for Universal in the summer of 2004? |
| 1:13.0 | Yeah, for sure. Hugh Jackman is a great, great 20 out of 10 fantastic castings. |
| 1:19.0 | Honestly, if you're going to make this movie today, he's still a great casting choice to play an action hero version of Van Helsing. |
| 1:26.0 | But this is him coming at the height of his, of his Wolverine powers. |
| 1:30.0 | So yeah, I mean, I think we're going to get into it. |
| 1:33.0 | But like Hugh Jackman is one of the best parts of this movie. |
| 1:35.0 | Well, I think Wolverine powers is the perfect way to begin our episode. |
| 1:38.0 | Hello and welcome to Geek History lesson. |
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| 1:43.0 | I am Ashley Victoria Robinson. Welcome to your mind university because you have stumbled onto the podcast. |
| 1:49.0 | We take one character construct or almost one year old movie from popular culture and teach you everything you need to know about him in about an hour. |
| 1:56.0 | And today we're talking about Van Helsing. |
| 1:58.0 | And this is your fault listeners. Yes, that's right. |
| 2:00.0 | We did a vampire episodes a couple of months ago and we asked on Twitter, |
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