476 Harland reviews the OSCAR'S, stupid 911 calls

The Harland Highway

7EQUIS

Comedy

4.7 • 880 Ratings

🗓️ 14 March 2013

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Harland reviews the 2013 Oscar's, late, but still. More dumbass 911 calls, and the benefits to people driving with cell phones. Stank a blank!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Jello my friends, yeah I said jello sort of. It was like a silent juh. I said
0:07.4	jello. Jello, my friends. Great show today gang, thanks for being here. I'm Harlan Williams. You are on the
0:14.8	Harlan Highway Podcast. I am your host and today we are going to be talking
0:20.1	about the benefits of cell phones and driving with cell phones.
0:25.0	There is a way that this annoying phenomenon can work in your favor.
0:31.0	I'm going to let you know how that works.
0:34.0	Oscars, I know I'm a little late, but I'm going to give you my Oscar review
0:40.0	from the 2013 Oscars Academy Award show and then we have another retarded 911 call
0:49.1	coming in I played one a few shows ago. This one's just as stupid.
0:54.1	What is wrong with people?
0:56.1	Oh yeah, I know what it is.
0:57.4	They listen to the Harlan Highway.
1:01.8	Welcome to the Harlan Highway.
1:03.4	All right, let's get this sucker gone, huh?
1:07.0	You're causing a major disturbance on my time.
1:10.0	It's the Harlan Highway.
1:12.0	What's up, bra?
1:13.0	If I'm here and you're here,
1:15.0	doesn't that make it our time?
1:17.0	I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass.
1:21.0	Am I hallucinating here?
1:23.2	Just what in the hell do you think you're doing?
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