We test for the producer. We test because that's what we do. So test.

Tap, tap, tap. You're gonna try to be funny from the beginning?

No. Oh God. No. I mean, this podcast we pride ourselves on never being funny, right? Isn't that our motto?

That's a nice dog, Liza. Never if I know one of these people now.

I like animals. That's the cutest dumbest dog you'll ever meet. Cutest dumbest.

Like, it's, I mean, it's a yorky, so it's head just big. So that means it's brain is about that big

the size of a peanut. And like, you know, how big do you think your brain is?

Like a size of a what? Great fruit. Just like a tumor.

Yep. Welcome to the podcast. I'm rich boss. That's polka harness.

To see your hair do have a little break. Yes. Sorry. You know, let's polka.

I didn't feel like taking a shower. Who do you remind me of?

Your wife. So are you going to sit here playing with the dog the whole time?

I said, okay. I mean, it takes away people, you know, it takes away. Why?

Why if you were doing, if, if Kelly in the more what's her name? Kelly?

Reducing Kelly. Oh, that's from a long time ago. Who's the one now? I don't know who they do.

The guy from American Idol. Ryan C. Crest. Yeah. And who's the other one?

Kelly. Kelly and Ryan, if Kelly was sitting there holding her dog in the morning,

I think people would tune in. A couple of dog loving things. Even more so.

No. Even more so. Yeah. You think so?

Yeah. Your dog won't even look at you holding your cup like that.

Bye. Oh, yeah. What? See? See what I mean?

Okay. Just relax. That's fine. I'm very relaxed.

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