476. - Chris & Jason

How Long Gone

Chris Black & Jason Stewart / Talkhouse

Comedy

4.5 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 3 April 2023

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

One-on-one episode recorded live and uncut from Glendale. TJ is still on the mend, so go easy on him, we chat about Chris' lack of Sweetgreen credit, check on your barista because the new Boygenius dropped, a few odd things that we overheard at dinner, new guy dropped on Melrose, we dissect Huberman a bit, the problem with podcasts about learning, I drain my boyfriend's nuts 6-to-7 times per day, the genius and darkness of fake TikTok podcast clips to sell OnlyFans, the pandemic of country line dancing is infecting Los Angeles' east side, the post-pandemic nightlife is just fine in New York but not so much here, dinner with previous podcast guests Bret Ellis and Ryland Blackinton, Deadline for dick, Chris took a pressie at a cabin in his twenties and fell in the tub, and we try to figure out why the flag at the Trump golf course here in LA is currently flying at half-mast. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	The Hello Gonnaise here.
0:15.0	Dem jeans, Chris Black, we're both in Glendale and my studio.
0:24.7	We're in the studio.
0:26.1	No, I finally, we're back in action.
0:28.3	I ventured all the way to Glendale
0:29.8	on a beautiful sunny Sunday.
0:31.8	I'm once again in the shadow of Jason's beautiful
0:34.4	sauna. I'm looking at him. He's his the eye bags are darker than usual. Jason's
0:39.9	been on the DL. He is on the injured list.
0:43.2	He's touching Gove.
0:44.1	I've been sucking Dick on the low since Wednesday.
0:46.9	He's, it's not good for him.
0:49.5	He's been, his nosebleed bleed situation is contagious.
0:52.9	We are obviously keeping a close eye on it
0:55.2	here at how long gone headquarters
0:56.6	as I am also not only the CEO, the CFO,
1:00.3	but I'm also kind of the in-house doctor because I'm the only person here
1:05.0	You gotta wear many hats don't you? It's honestly it's exhausting but for you not tall enough to reach the
1:10.9	stethoscope all the way up to this big old tree trunk are you?
1:14.4	Kiber made Supreme Step ladder I gotta I gotta kind I gotta get the heartbeat.
1:17.9	Yeah I feel totally fine. I don't have any hangover symptoms. I don't have any like pain. It's just I just I only have a little bit of blood left in my body and it and I you know what I mean? Okay okay so okay so we're losing blood an alarming clip it's not
1:36.8	alarming I mean if it was really alarming I would be like sure not be able to
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