#475 - Two Pint Problems, Yaris Rats and Carry On Loving Britain
Elis James and John Robins
Significant Productions
4.8 • 6.7K Ratings
🗓️ 26 September 2025
⏱️ 73 minutes
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Summary
It’s a huge episode for loving Britain, but more importantly it’s a huge episode for cagoules. This is the UK’s number 1 cagoule podcast, and a very special guest has got Elis barking like a waterproof dog in heat.
If you’re anti-outer layers then this is not the place to be.
It’s slightly lighter ground on the anecdote front as John has just written down ‘Autumn’ and Elis can’t even handle drinking two pints. A loss for James but there’s more wins for Robins in a week where he smells different for the first time since 1998.
Plus we ask, "what would happen if you gave a sherbet dip dab to a pagan?"
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| 0:00.0 | BBC Sounds, music, radio, podcasts. |
| 0:05.6 | Your time starts now. |
| 0:07.2 | You're about to listen to a BBC podcast. |
| 0:09.4 | Absolutely right. |
| 0:11.5 | So, you might like to know that the BBC makes loads of other podcasts. |
| 0:15.6 | Really? |
| 0:16.4 | Wow. |
| 0:17.2 | Many of them are very funny. |
| 0:19.1 | Which I think means... |
| 0:20.3 | A hatful of ha-hars. And energy energy Even if you do say so ourselves I agree 100% to that Find them all on BBC Sounds Just tell us a joke Come on tell us a joke Tell us a joke Come on tell us a joke Just search comedy on BBC sounds I'm really looking forward to getting stuck in I'm really looking forward to getting stuck in I'm really looking forward to getting stuck in. Well, folks, you find us in a good mood here |
| 0:59.4 | because we've just chatted to Adrian |
| 1:01.0 | and he finished with a beautiful turn of phrase |
| 1:05.4 | which is really, was really sort of warmed our hearts. |
| 1:10.2 | The phrase was, carry on loving Britain. |
| 1:13.6 | Like keep Britain tidy? |
| 1:15.4 | Yeah, carry on loving Britain. |
| 1:17.3 | Adrian, I think, has been editor, guest editing for GQ. |
| 1:21.2 | Yeah. |
| 1:21.6 | A special edition about the things that make Britain great. |
| 1:25.1 | Yeah. |
| 1:26.1 | You know, and a nice message in a time of division, |
| 1:30.1 | a time of confusion and argument over what Britain means. |
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