0:00.0	The blanket doesn't quite reach my feet, which are sticking out behind me, uncovered.
0:04.0	I'm lying on my stomach and this is important.
0:07.0	I like where this is going.
0:09.0	I'm mind in my own business while the projector is turning on and none other than Ryan Lynch walks up behind me,
0:14.0	crouches down, and lays his head on my feet very gently.
0:18.0	I turn back as if to say, what the fuck man, but no words come out.
0:25.9	He must have clearly read the expression on my face because he quickly got up and walked away.
0:29.8	Although not before covering my toes with the blanket.
0:35.2	Always a gentleman, right?
0:38.2	So crazy.
0:39.4	The movie starts and it's entirely archival footage of my father and me from when I was a child.
0:45.0	I did not have sexual relations with that woman.
0:50.0	Yes or no, did you ever take banned substances to enhance your cycling performance?
0:55.6	Yes.
0:56.6	I had no prior knowledge of the planned assault on Nancy Kerrian.
1:00.6	I am deeply sorry for my irresponsible and selfish behavior I engaged in.
1:07.0	What's up guys?
1:10.0	Welcome back to Oops the Podcast, the final episode of 2023.
1:16.2	We are rockin, we are rolling.
1:18.8	What a year, here we are, I'm sitting next to my loyal companion, trustee sidekick, Ryan Lynch 28, the legend.
1:29.6	I thought you were to say my childhood address.
1:31.6	How you doing doing Giulio?
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