473. - Chris & Jason

How Long Gone

Chris Black & Jason Stewart / Talkhouse

Comedy

4.5 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 27 March 2023

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

One-on-one episode, Chris is in LA, and Jason's in New York. We chat about airplanes somehow getting older, an update on Gwyneth's trial, our plans for Succession, TJ goes Funk Flex mode on the way to Bed Stuy, feet tattoos, Vanderpump updates, 21 Jump Street (2012) saved mankind, Harry Styles' Tokyo tongue, new Lana Del Rey, what Chris listens to when he's bench pressing, 6ix9ine looking like a larb salad when they were done with him, Chris is so white he can't even look a photo of chilies, a new idea to save the failing film industry, Chris finally went to Erewhon in Beverly Hills, and TJ found some cool shoes on TheRealReal. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Oh, long gone. We're back, bitch. We've done a classic flip-flop. I am in LA where the
0:19.9	Santana winds were throwing pieces of palm tree into my windows last night like a fat kid
0:25.1	with snowballs.
0:26.1	Oh damn.
0:27.1	DJ them jeans is at the beautiful public hotel in Lower Manhattan.
0:32.4	Am I am I correct?
0:33.7	I'm not yeah you are correct you called that from a mile away I'm
0:36.8	posted up at the pub and we have done a full freaky Friday flip-flop and in order for me to sort of completely and successfully
0:47.8	transfer our data back and forth I am hate watching some van der pump just to you know okay to get in
0:56.2	when in Rome do as the Romans do kind of thing some people go to you know some
1:00.9	people go down to Russ and daughters, you know, some people you know, but Jason I don't care for that type of food
1:06.8	He knows what he knows what the fuck he's doing that's lovely to hear
1:11.2	There's been so much happening since we last talked.
1:14.0	I mean, I'm exasperated even thinking about it.
1:16.0	Not only with your cross-country travel,
1:19.4	which I know kind of takes it out of your big ass.
1:21.4	No, no, no, I'm still snatched.
1:23.6	I have a bounce back body and thanks to our friends at Delta One.
1:26.7	Even though the plane was built in 1947,
1:29.7	I still got to flex on these haters at us.
1:32.8	So you were able to go to the cockpit and ask, ask if this was running on steam and see what they said.
1:39.4	Yeah, and on a normal Delta One flight, they're like, okay, which John and Vinny's menu item do you want,
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