472 - Remember the Alphabet

Ghostrunners

Jake Triplett

Stand-up, Improv, Comedy

5 • 2.1K Ratings

🗓️ 22 September 2025

⏱️ 102 minutes

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Summary

I could say a lot of things here or I could just say... white chicken chili. We use this episode to guess each other's iPhone home screen apps, to determine if Brad's phone calls are AI, and to learn that Jake has become a country boy. Check out Gospel and Glue and get 40% off with code GRKC! https://www.gospelandglue.com/ Check out Good Ranchers and use code GRKC http://bit.ly/3KV86YU Check out Main Street Roasters and use code GRKC at check out for a 10% discount! https://mainstreetroasters.com Ghostrunners merch: https://bit.ly/399MXFu Become a Patron and get exclusive content from Jake & Brad: https://bit.ly/2XJ1h3y Follow us on Instagram: http://bit.ly/33WAq4P Leave us a voice memo and ask a question: https://anchor.fm/jake-triplett/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	All right, hey, clap it up.
0:01.3	Hey, clap it up.
0:03.0	Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, yeah. We just learned that Tyman's been manually syncing the video and audio as best you can by trying to find a P sound. So then we thought it would just be easier to clap. Yep. 13 claps in a row.
0:22.6	Hey, let's go.
0:23.9	Sync one of those.
0:24.9	Sync one of those. Sink one of those. Got to be a good Monday. I was in our friend, Kyle, friend of the show, Kyle Kazuda, that pickleball guy. I was on his YouTube channel for a video. Okay. And everyone is saying extremely nice things about me as a guest over there. And one
0:39.8	specifically got my attention. So I sent it to Rachel. Uh, this comment says, Jake has a 4.8 duper.
0:45.4	That's nothing compared to his 7.0 wife. She is breathtakingly gorgeous. All right. So I sent
0:52.2	that to Rachel. It's like go, check this out. Yeah.
0:57.3	And she was like, look at that username.
0:58.0	Uh-oh.
1:04.3	Mr. Panthers 23 has to be the creepy laundry guy that got fired from you and I for being a creep.
1:06.2	No, Mr. Panthers.
1:07.8	I didn't even like.
1:08.5	What have I done? I think to look at the username.
1:10.7	Rachel, that girl, 7.0.
1:15.1	She can play D1 if you know what I mean.
1:18.1	Oh, once she turns around, 8.5.
1:20.4	Oh, baby.
1:22.6	You could tell.
1:23.7	You could tell she's been in that kitchen for more than just eating.
1:27.8	I couldn't believe.
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