Welcome everybody. How are you? Good morning. Good afternoon. It is a Monday, April.

What is it? The 15th tax day. Oh fuck. God, I hate tax day. I hate taxes. The DMV.

I hate anything that you just you have to do like, oh, some kind of rules.

Oh fuck. Anyway, tax day blues right here, but that's just life. That's how it goes. Gathering up my 1 million receipts,

trying to figure life out, looking how little I made last year. What's going on guys? I just got back from Detroit.

I want to thank all the great, great Dell razors that came out. And I got to, I got to say the Detroit comedy castle is going into my top 10 comedy clubs list.

I have not ever done the comedy castle. And I got to tell you all the people that always say, when are you coming here and there and all that bullshit?

When you don't have an agent, it's next to impossible, but not when you have a club like the comedy castle, the owner, Mark saw me on Conan.

And the next day emailed me and said, we've never had you. Would like to have you come out this year and boom, it was booked. And that's how it should be.

In my eyes, that's a club owner doing the work. And he knows he wants to keep the club fresh. So he's constantly digging around flying out to L.A. New York, watching the TV spot, seeing who's in the game and booking these people.

So I cannot thank you enough, Mark and the comedy castle for an incredible, incredible weekend. And I want to thank everybody that came out.

Some really, really cool friends stopped by. And it, it always kind of breaks me up a little bit because it's just, you know, I get out there and I don't know who's going to be there. And a lot of times it's, it's, it's scary.

So thank you for getting the babysitters or whatever you had to do, take a night off of work, pay for parking drinks. I know it's, it's, you've got a choice when it comes to entertainment. And I don't take it lightly. So thank you.

And I also want to give a, a big middle finger to all those people once again that hit me with the, hey, man, I can't make it this time, but come back soon or when are you going to be in Detroit? Are you in Detroit?

It just fucking blows my mind. I was there five shows, five shows. Hey, I don't mind if you don't go, but don't hit me on Instagram or Twitter and say, hey, can't make it this time. I don't, I don't need to know it, you know, because I come 25, 100 miles.

And you go, come back soon. I'm not going to be back soon. And that's not a, that's not in any kind of anger or anything. I'm just giving you a wake up call. I might not be back. It's, it's just hilarious to think that you can ask a comedian, hey, come back soon when I can make it.

You know, I know you've had this showbook for six months, but come back again.

Fuck you. Also, all the people that don't know how to use a website in 2019, just throw your computer away, because obviously you don't know how to use it.

Dindelray.com every tour date ever is on dindelray.com. That's what a website is for my friends, that's what it's for. So there it is. Another rant.

Another angry rant. I guess it is angry because it does really, it does blow my mind how much work I put into stuff and people just are are dumb. And I blame it on the ADD phone dummy world.

People just, look at my phone pictures pictures, but they're not taking anything in. They're not taking anything in. I'm going to see a band ice age tonight and shame at the rocksy.

And then I'm going to go see Michael Shanker. You know how I found out about both those. I did some research. Oh, you know what? This band's amazing. Let's see when they're coming. Boom. Okay. They're coming on April 15th. Immediately put that into my calendar.

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