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Oops The Podcast

471. Do You Really Want To Live Forever?

Oops The Podcast

Giulio Gallarotti

Comedy

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 December 2023

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

People that name drop, the pros and cons of eternal life, flying in massive blimps & a short story about our hero and his little furry friend

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Transcript

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0:00.0

How long would it take to get over the one who you were the most in love with?

0:04.5

Like would it take a hundred years? You'd have to get over it eventually.

0:07.8

I mean you gotta like move on. You have to do something.

0:12.1

That I feel like that would send me down such a spiral.

0:16.0

You'd be so rich.

0:17.0

I did not have sexual relations with that woman?

0:24.0

Yes or no.

0:26.0

Did you ever take banned substances to enhance your cycling performance?

0:30.0

Yes. I had no prior knowledge of the planned assault on Nancy Kerrian.

0:34.8

I am deeply sorry for my irresponsible and selfish behavior I engaged in.

0:41.6

What's up everybody?

0:44.0

Welcome back, Oops the podcast, Giulio Galerotti, Mr. Ryan Lynch himself.

0:48.6

Happy Tuesday everybody.

0:50.0

Welcome to Oops.

0:51.0

Welcome to Oops.

0:52.0

Welcome to Oops. Welcome to Oopsops. Welcome to oops. Welcome to oops indeed. I got shows coming up, especially my

0:57.2

special taping. I know that tickets are going pretty quickly for those, so try to get them

1:01.9

soon if you can because I'm pretty sure that both

1:03.5

those shows will sell out that's February 16th Chicago Illinois two shows very

1:08.1

pumped about that also I'm in Stamford Connecticut and also the Sunshine Comedy Festival,

1:13.7

the 11th of the 15th of January,

1:17.0

which is going to be at, in Tampa and St. Pete,

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