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The Church of What's Happening Now: The New Testament

#471 - Alonzo Bodden

The Church of What's Happening Now: The New Testament

Joey Coco Diaz

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.818.8K Ratings

🗓️ 10 April 2017

⏱️ 110 minutes

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Summary

Alonzo Bodden, comedian, winner of "Last Comic Standing" season 3, and the host of the "Sharp Tongue Podcast," joins Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt live in studio.

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Recorded live on 04/09/2017.


 

Transcript

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0:00.0

I'll tell you who I want to bitch at let's bitch at UPS UPS to yeah cuz UPS always leaves packages on my door when it's raining

0:08.3

You have at least they delivered what about on track?

0:11.3

That like it's a joke that I think on track or a most of these places they just go to they ring the doorbell

0:17.2

They leave the paper. Yeah, they just leave it. No, they don't give a shit

0:21.0

Customers service has become a fucking nightmare. Yeah

0:25.0

Listen, I

0:27.0

Want to introduce this company back to the podcast. They were always solid and they made a comeback

0:32.4

I still use them. I live by them dollar shave club

0:36.1

You know why cuz buying a raises like buying a car to get smooth luxury quality

0:41.3

You got to pay a huge price and you're mostly paying for splashing marketing and features. You don't actually need

0:47.2

That's why I shave with dollar shave club

0:50.1

Dot com it's a smarter choice luxury quality and an economy price

0:55.2

All right, you go to a pharmacy you go to one of these pharmacies you go get raises

0:59.4

You know what you look at the price you go Jesus Christ

1:02.0

What the hell and I'm telling you every time I go to a pharmacy I see a different price and I lose my mind dollar shave clubs are amazingly

1:10.1

cheap they got shaved tech. I usually I actually need and none of these overpriced gimmicks I never use

1:16.6

I just saw an ad for raises monopoly newest raises

1:20.2

Have you seen this thing? It's like a 24 blade swivel pilot rate with a laser pointless ridiculous

1:26.8

Every year they make a tiny change to the reason then they try to convince us

1:30.4

It's totally new and we need to spend even more money. I'm done with all that thanks to dollar shave club

1:36.4

Listen dollar shave club is the way to go. They've delivered right to your house

1:40.2

You don't have to go anywhere and I'll tell you they got they got they got creams

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