470. - Chris & Jason

How Long Gone

Chris Black & Jason Stewart / Talkhouse

Comedy

4.5 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 20 March 2023

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

One-on-one episode today, Chris is in New York, and Jason is home in LA. We chat about TJ's new laptop, Gwyneth getting dragged by the bone broth deniers, the curse of a muscular figure, Paris Hilton's Carl's Jr commercial was deeply offensive, Chris is open to being Zendaya's new stylist, some TV troubles, WW3 is scheduled for Tuesday, Qanon storming the Superiority Burger, tiny Trump flags for your ThinkPad, if OJ Simpson and Waco TX fucked, Taylor Swift is in her Discography Era, it shouldn't be so difficult to boycott Ticketmaster, you could do a lot worse than a Pearl Jam fan as it pertains to rich guys, the streetwear son to Audemars dad pipeline, John Mayer's epic knife collection, Diplo did a great job at the LA Marathon today, imagine having to open your own hip flexors, and some new tour dates coming soon, stay tuned. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	This episode of How Long on is brought to you by Nissan.
0:04.0	As a pioneer in the electric vehicle space Nissan is always looking for ways to deliver
0:09.0	new meaningful technologies to EV owners.
0:12.0	After all Nissan has been making EV since 1947. Their
0:15.7	EVs have now traveled 8 billion miles by Nissan Leaf owners since 2010.
0:20.8	Yes my friend that is 8 billion with a B, the equivalent of driving to Pluto
0:26.1	and back, which is not a real planet. I think that's electrifying? One of their EVs checked
0:30.5	all the way to the North Pole, where all the underground government military bases are run.
0:36.9	And Nissan even tests their E-V technology on the Formula E-race track.
0:40.7	But Nissan knows that you don't get an E- EV just for the E. You get a Nissan
0:44.7	EV because it makes you feel electric because it sparks your imagination
0:49.2	it ignites something within you. It pins you to your seat and it takes your breath away. At least that's
0:56.0	what Nissan thinks about when designing their EVs like the Nissan Aria and the famous Nissan
1:01.2	Leaf. It's about creating a thrilling design that electrifies its customers.
1:05.0	Nissan's focus on creating a thrilling drive and electrifying life on today's world.
1:10.0	It's so important to look around you, to pay attention, to look for all the tiny ways life can
1:14.6	electrify you.
1:16.1	I like to feel electric by going to dinner, trying new foods, and then being late to my own podcast recording so that my host gets
1:25.3	mad at me but we recover because I never do that so every once in a while I need to
1:31.2	electrify my life. That's called edging. Nissan, EVs that electrify. So, Just got home from church.
1:55.0	home from church.
1:57.0	Jason has a new computer.
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