Chunky monkey chunky monkey I want to be a chunky monkey don't know what that means

Wish I could take it back. Welcome everybody. Welcome to the Harlan Highway. I am your host, Harlan Williams.

And this is the craziest highway in the world, man. It goes to places you've never dreamed of.

We are going to be talking about some crazy ass things, Plias.

Oh yeah, we're going to be, I got to go visit my boss today Mr Featherstone I'm hoping it's

good news a raise something some ratings news I don't know, very excited to go see my boss Mr Featherstone.

We're going to be talking about babies and are they appropriate?

Should babies be allowed to go wherever they want?

Should people be bringing their babies to places?

I don't know.

And then what's the gayest thing you've ever seen?

I think I might have seen the gayest thing ever.

Mm-hmm.

I'm going to talk about my sighting of what I believe in my life to be the gayest thing I've ever seen.

Wait here.

And then lastly, we're going to be talking about the Medal of Honor and our soldiers

and the sacrifice they make and how babies might ruin that.

Oh, stop crying a big baby, it's only the Harland Highway!

Welcome to the Harlan Highway.

All right, let's get this sucker gone, huh?

You're causing a major disturbance on my time.

It's the Harlan Highway.

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