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Zane and Heath: Unfiltered

47: Zane’s Real Experience with Drake and Justin Bieber

Zane and Heath: Unfiltered

Zane & Heath

Comedy, Society & Culture, Comedy Interviews

4.935K Ratings

🗓️ 7 September 2020

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

All aboard the Unfiltered Express, buoys and gulls! Now, if you turn your attention to the port side of the vessel you will hear Heath, Mariah, and Kenny talking about their recent excursion to Catalina Island. And naturally the trip wouldn’t be complete without a dive-bombing bird attack, someone’s bathing suit getting ripped off, and a couple of bros peeing shoulder-to-shoulder. On the (pop)starboard side of our ship you will see...... ZANE WITH JUSTIN BIEBER IN DRAKE’S NEW MUSIC VIDEO?! Oh and it looks like he is ready to get into all of the behind the scenes gossip. Speaking of Drake, I hope everyone is ready for our inaugural Unfiltered hotline bling call-in segment, where the gang answers some of your burning questions!

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Wow, that was an awful sound.

0:03.5

That was you, was that the table?

0:05.5

SpongeBob with the hook.

0:07.0

The hash slinging slasher.

0:09.8

The sash binging, the trash tinging.

0:13.0

Half the shit you both say is from SpongeBob.

0:15.5

It's disgusting how much.

0:17.0

Like I saw, they're watching a compilation of like SpongeBob's like the funniest of SpongeBob and I feel like you guys watch it all the time. It's like are you watching the same video all the time or is like different videos? So what happens is we'll a quote will randomly pop into our head and we'll say it and we'll die laughing and then we'll have to like look it up and just relive that moment I guess. The taste just jumps out constantly.

0:38.7

The flavor. The flavor.

0:39.8

I don't know why, but, like, that show is so ingrained into my memory, so deep that, like,

0:47.8

it's not that it's all I think about.

0:50.1

It's just it always comes up.

0:52.0

And it's so entertaining for all ages, all ages. Like, I can see my grandparents laughing at that shit too like oh my dad used to watch it with me like it is so funny even like looking back on episodes it's so good I know some of the little dirty jokes he'll make that that would go right over kill kids heads yeah when SpongeBob's watching porn Gary

1:10.0

it's so good.

1:11.6

They don't make shit like that anymore.

1:13.2

No.

1:14.2

Now they got like...

1:16.1

I can't even know.

1:16.9

I can't even think of it.

1:17.5

Yeah, what cartoons are out right now?

1:18.8

Yeah, what are cartoons?

1:20.2

I'd be really surprised if you could name one.

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