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Rebuttal

47: The Bigfoot Cases

Rebuttal

Rebmasel

True Crime

4.91.4K Ratings

🗓️ 11 August 2025

⏱️ 51 minutes

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(WATCH THIS EPISODE ON YOUTUBE) “His statement was that [the other man] had summoned ‘Bigfoot’ to come and kill him. That’s why he had to kill [him first]. . . " Sasquatch is (somehow) always in court. Let's go hunting. These are the Bigfoot cases. *Reb's reference to an incomplete (but larger) list of Bigfoot case law: Click here *** ⁠⁠⁠⁠CLICK HERE⁠⁠⁠⁠ to PREORDER Reb's book: The Book They Throw At You—A Sarcastic Lawyer's Guide* To The Unholy Chaos of Our Legal System, *God No, Not Actual Legal Advice *** Follow @RebuttalPod on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠! Follow @Rebmasel on ⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠, and ⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠! *** 0:00 - Intro 4:39 - CASE #1 (Broke and Afraid) 13:22 - CASE #2 (Sasquatch Hitman) 21:58 - CASE #3 (California, Recognize Our 'Feet) 30:05 - CASE #4 (Canada, You Too) 32:30 - CASE #5 ("PLEASE kill him here" -Texas, for some reason) 34:05 - CASE #6 (Sasquatch Protection Ordinances) 39:18 - CASE #7 (Shots Fired) 39:40 - CASE #8 (THE GOAT MAN....?!?!?!?!) 49:34 - Reb's Rebuttal Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Hello everyone and welcome back to the Rebel Podcast where we break down case law calamity

0:04.6

and of course chaos in the legal field. I am once again your host, Reb Maisel. This is the

0:11.3

Sasquatch legal case episode. This is the episode where I talk about all of the recent and

0:18.6

not so recent and crazy and a little unpredictable Sasquatch-related cases that have happened around the country, sometimes around the world.

0:27.6

If you didn't know this, legal cases, for whatever reason, involves Sasquatch, are related to Sasquatch, relate to disputes about Sasquatch in his or her or their existence more

0:43.2

often than you would ever think. And I mentioned this in a video on TikTok and everyone said,

0:49.5

wait a minute, that's just one case about Sasquatch. You mean there's more.

0:54.8

And I said, of course, there is.

0:56.7

And here is the podcast episode on it.

0:59.2

So, you know, get out your long lens cameras and be ready to shoot some Sasquatch.

1:04.2

But not literally shoot because in some states, that's very illegal.

1:08.4

Yes, I swear.

1:09.7

We are just going to go down rapid fire, okay? If you don't mind,

1:13.7

it's just going to be, hey, random case after random case, Sasquatch related. Some very different

1:19.0

from one another, some that look a little bit, a little bit similar, okay? Because indeed a lot of people

1:24.6

who are such firm believers in Sasquatch, they've turned it into some

1:29.6

sort of religion, right, as people do when they can't see things that they know are there.

1:35.9

Yeah, they are filing some lawsuits sometimes against the state on behalf of Squatch's rights.

1:43.2

Can I call him Squatch? Her, they, I don't know. I don't know if we're on

1:47.3

that first name basis yet. If we're on a nickname basis yet. I don't know if we know each other that

1:52.3

well for that tight. Okay. But by the end of this episode, I'm hoping that we are. Okay,

1:57.7

Miss Squatch. Perfect. I will preface thisface this okay as the little intro for people who

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