It's Monday.

Monday.

It's April 3rd and

The The The

It's Monday.

It's April 3rd and the word of the day is autodidact.

Use in a sentence a great word to look up and learn about yourself is auto-dyed act.

There you go.

And despite the way it sounds, it has nothing to do with having a finger in your

ass when you masturbate.

Well, almost nothing.

If you were doing that before he said that stuff, you're going to want to wash your hands before you go hands for it.

And hopefully the finger in the ass thing is something you taught yourself.

Hopefully not. I'm no illusions.

I'm Eli Bosnick.'m hehenwright and broadcasting delayed from America's far center

We are the Skeptocrats on this week's episode Brazil makes Michael Vic look good. The E gets a little less

you and Eli is sitting on the other side of the pop filter. But first, the Tri-Tribe. Can we please stop acting like there's a fucking plan? I can't tell you how many people I interact with that have a theory

about why Trump's doing this or why he's neglecting that and if that theory is

anything other than gross incompetence coupled with sociopathic self-interest I feel like

Occam's razor can cut you off right there. We're talking about a man who during a

rally at the height of the campaign got election day wrong when urging his supporters to vote.

He's still pretty sure Barack Obama tapped his phones.

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