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Hello From The Magic Tavern

47 - Otok’s Quest

Hello From The Magic Tavern

Arnie Niekamp

Comedy, Fiction

4.811.8K Ratings

🗓️ 29 January 2016

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

Finally someone in Foon is going on an actual quest. It's not Usidore. It's Otok Barleyfoot, off to find his daughter Activia.


Credits

Arnie: Arnie Niekamp

Chunt: Adal Rifai

Usidore: Matt Young

Otok Barleyfoot: Nick Baer

Blemish: Martin Wilson

Krom the FingarianMark Logsdon

Flower: Brooke Breit

Honk: Ross Kimball

Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen

Craig:Ryan DiGiorgi


Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi

Editor: Evan Jacover

Theme Music: Andy Poland

Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban

Audio Assistance: Jason Knox


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Transcript

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0:00.0

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0:09.0

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0:16.0

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0:21.0

The following podcast is not real, but it is really sponsored by Basecamp.

0:28.0

When you use Basecamp to run projects, people know what to do, people know where things are, and you stay on top of everything all the time.

0:51.0

Hello from the Magic Tavern! A weekly podcast from the magical land of fune. I'm your host Arnie Neacamp. If you have never listened to this podcast before, this is what's going on.

1:08.0

Almost a year ago, I fell through a dimensional rift behind a Burger King in Chicago into the magical land of fune. Luckily, I'm still getting a slight Wi-Fi signal. I think from the Burger King through the dimensional rift, and I'm using that to upload a podcast I record every week here in the tavern, the Vermilion Minotaur, in the town of Hogsface, in the land of fune. And I'm joined, as always, by my co-hosts.

1:33.0

Oh, yeah. Hey, Chant, how you doing? Pretty good, how you doing? I'm doing alright. You feel a little bit better. I know you were really sad last week about Rebecca with a K, who had been...

1:41.0

Yeah, it was a good friend, and I thought she was killed by a wolf, but it turns out it was just a honk the assassin. Does that make it any better?

1:48.0

I'm just having some closure. I think is always cool.

1:52.0

Oh, yeah, absolutely. And I am Mr. Dora, Wizard of the Twelfth Realm of a Fisius Master of Light and Shadow, manipulator of magical delights, devour of chaos!

2:01.0

Champion of the Great Holes of Trockus, the Elves Nomeus Fying Yaluk, the dwarves Nomeus Zodan in Huk Stangies, and I am known in the Northeast as Gassimoinius Mastar, and there may be other secret names you do not know yet.

2:16.0

I'm thinking about getting Can, a ball of pure light that will enlighten his soul and bring pure joy into his life every single day or a gravy boat.

2:29.0

Oh, a related wedding gift for Can, a wizard. That's right.

2:34.0

Who we got married to?

2:35.0

I don't know, we'll have to find out. I still have not met Can, a wizard. I'm excited to meet him.

2:39.0

That's not that great.

2:40.0

You're not missing anything.

2:41.0

I've heard he's awesome.

2:43.0

No, he's alright.

2:44.0

I've heard he's very old, but he seems hip and young, like 20-year-old.

2:48.0

That's not true.

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