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Michael Chevelo, a meeting of the minds, ladies and gentlemen, to mixed martial arts, connoisseurs, if you will, together on a podcast,

sponsored by the way, by the flashlight.

As always, now they have a new avatar version now. It's not really avatar they can't say avatar but you know what you're fucking

They're gonna it's blue. It's a blue vagina these are like they're in Tokyo. They're called tengers over there. They're huge sellers at Don kiodi stores

Which for us mixed martial arts fans, Don Quixote is also the major sponsor of Sengoku.

Really?

What is Don Quixote?

It's a store where you can buy everything from fashion to food to fucking sex shit like this and they sell these things called Tenga

It's similar to this but a bit smaller because the Japanese have really small cocks

Sorry to all of our Japanese fans, but you do and the fucking cocks sorry as all of our Japanese fans but you do

the fucking cocks are this.

And yeah the guys buy these things tingers and they rip the lids off and they

fuck them and...

Well uh this is uh this is the only sponsor I have for the show.

Well I've kind of a couple other ones but

you know and the the m p three versions but this uh... this company was sponsored by guy whose wife

was pregnant and uh... his uh... he couldn't fuck her obviously uh Oh, so he invented something to fuck.

Came up with something to fuck.

And now he's rich.

I mean, it's like his own personal, like they came up with all these patents for what makes it feel the most like a pussy.

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