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Kristen, CHILL OUT.

#47 Inside a Modern Mental Hospital

Kristen, CHILL OUT.

Kristen Carney

Comedy

4.8672 Ratings

🗓️ 22 March 2018

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Shae Savage joins Kristen to talk about what it was like checking herself into a mental hospital, living with Autism, why she didn't go through with her suicide plan and learning that she might be bipolar. They also talk about "patient dumping" and why Kristen thinks nipples look like pepperonis. Insta: @KrisCarn Twitter: @KristenCarney

Transcript

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0:00.0

You know, I am feeling so good today.

0:02.1

I want to go to a mental hospital.

0:07.7

Hey, guys, welcome to the show.

0:09.8

I don't know if you can hear it right now, if my mic is picking it up, but it's raining

0:13.5

really, really hard in Los Angeles.

0:15.9

And I think this is maybe one of the first times I've done anything involving mentally chill while

0:23.0

it's also been raining. And so finally, doing the show in Los Angeles feels appropriate. Because normally,

0:32.2

I, in my imagination, see all these happy with it together people in Santa Monica going to get

0:40.8

cow juice in the morning and then going to run the stairs and then posting a really pretty

0:46.1

picture on Instagram of the sunset but right now none of that is happening which makes me so

0:51.6

happy because it is dreary as dreary can be.

0:57.0

It's only like 10 in the morning, but it looks like it's like 8 p.m. at night.

1:02.0

And I love it. It feels so good. So welcome to the show.

1:06.0

Why don't you guys know, I'm probably going to start doing this new segment.

1:10.0

Well, not probably because I am going to do it right now, actually.

1:13.0

I'm going to do a new segment every great while, not often, called Mentally Chills Got Talent.

1:19.4

Because I've realized now from getting to know a lot of the listeners that everyone has so much talent and so much to offer.

1:29.2

And I'm not, you know I'm not an optimistic person.

1:32.1

I'm not being optimistic about so many of you guys.

1:35.1

I'm just being realistic.

1:36.8

And you guys are good at a lot of things.

1:40.5

So I want to profile a listener every now and then. And today I'm going to profile Alonzo.

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