ScreenWot fans, the rotters, the subscribers, the viewers, the ladies who are the most gorgeous and sexy women in the world.

We are coming to you to tell you that now we are launching our Patreon.

And finally, we can get this awful, awful podcast to the huge audience it deserves of paying customers, not only across the UK, but across the world.

Across the world, yeah, where there's one person in Ireland.

There's going to be two tiers to the Patreon, ladies and gentlemen.

There's going to be the cheaper tier, the Freemasons, who will be paying $3.99 a month. That's the equivalent of a coffee for Jake and I to share. Yeah, we do share a flat white every time we start the podcast, so that will be there. you will be receiving two pieces of extra content every single month.

For the month of August, that will be the live pieces of extra content every single month.

For the month of August, that will be the live episode that we recorded at Bill Murray on the 8th of August.

We've got a video of that, stunning 4K footage that you'll be able to watch that back in.

And we're going to be recording an Edinburgh Fringe special where I'll be at Edinburgh Fringe.

I'll be talking to Jake. We'll be sharing sal gossip about the comedy industry, Munya Chihuahua. You're in big trouble, my friend. You're banging trouble, son. And then there's going to be a top tier to the Patreon. 599. Don't forget. Early access for the 399 tier as well. Sorry, if we've got Freemasons, you'll get early access to the podcast you'll get the podcast two days early the five night

90s here the illuminati those are here as well. Sorry, if we've got Freemasons, you'll get early access to the podcast. You'll get the podcast two days early. The 599 tier, the Illuminati, those of you who'll be buying us a beer to share once a month, you'll be getting all of that, you'll be getting two extra episodes a month, you'll be getting early access to the podcast, and a limited number of you will be getting a free rotter hat sent you in the post, you lucky devils. Look at them. Beautiful. China's hardest work has made them. And you'll be getting exclusive access to live events. So whenever we put a live show on, there's two more in the diary at the moment. You'll be getting priority access to those. And I think that's important because the tickets flew out the door for the last one. They sold out, mate. You're going to want to be early on those bad boys. We've got special plans. Not saying too much. Bobby Davro. And finally, the most important thing, if you're one of the 599 payers, the Illuminati, you will receive access to the Rotters group chat. we've been teasing this for a long time. We want a group chat where the people who really enjoy it can all chat with each other about the rot they watch on the internet. Now, one thing we've been getting a lot over the last few months is people contacting us either on Twitter or Instagram or just knocking on my door and saying, please could you cover this content creator and we love it we've

definitely done episodes in the past where we've done that and it's been really good problem is we're getting so much of it now we don't have time to look for all the messages don't have time to get back to people and we feel like rude bastards so we're going to create it just that the group chat can suggest topics if you're in the group chat we're going to have polls we're going to have people talking saying what should we talk about next. And people can decide that in the Rotters group chat. Members of the Illuminati will be choosing what we speak about each week. And I knew that was going to come ever since I was an anti-Baxer. So, ladies and gentlemen, we can't wait to see you on the Patreon side. Thank you very much for supporting us. We'll see you saying god bless the writers because i'm telling you because i'm telling you, honey

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Welcome to the Screen Rock podcast, the podcast, the weirdest and worst content that's been writing our screens and indeed our minds.

Shout out to all the listeners, the subscribers on Spotify, Apple indeed our minds shout out to all the listeners

the subscribers on spotify apple and youtube shout out to eugene he runs the twitter he might

be god and shout out to the women who listen who are some of the most gorgeous and sexy women in

the world i'm here with jake feral was that welcome to the jungle that was welcome to the jungle yeah so

you might have spotted what i'm doing yes after welcome to Rock, the success of that in the last episode. Yeah, that went really well. It's songs that begin with Welcome. Okay, great. How do I start the podcast? Sure. Think of a song where the first word is welcome. Rather than the song, it's Welcome to the Screen Rock podcast. The next one I'm thinking... Don't tell me, I want a surprise. Well, I'll tell you because I'm not going to do it. But the one I'm thinking, and it's one of my favorite songs in the world, actually. Frankie goes to Hollywood. Welcome to the Pleasure Dome. Right. Now, I don't know how aware of that song you are. No, not really. The full length version is nine minutes long.

Okay. So shorter than the intro then.

Most of the intro before he actually says, welcome to the Pleasuredome is like animal nob noises and him going, Insanadome de Cuba Cabra. Pleasuredome is wrecked. And I don't know if I can do that to you. Okay. Anyway, I'm looking forward to listening to that on the tube on the way home, ready for, yeah, no, that would be great. Welcome to the screen of our podcast, ladies and gentlemen. How are you, mate? I'm still buzzing off the live show. So we are recording a couple of days after our first ever live show.

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