47: Cheating

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Jake Hurwitz, Amir Blumenfeld, Jake And Amir, Guidance, Advice, Health & Fitness, Society & Culture, Comedy, Relationships

4.9 • 5.8K Ratings

🗓️ 19 December 2013

⏱️ 45 minutes

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In this episode we disagree on whether or not drinking is a valid excuse to be a terrible person, and also buying gifts for porn stars.
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0:00.0	Toad-eye, toad-eye, check in the mirror
0:02.5	Here's Nearing at your inquiry, let me see
0:04.8	Seize the cheese, oh geez
0:06.2	Take a listen to submission with their permission
0:08.4	This edition, I'm guessing we enlisting them our sympathy
0:11.3	We preserve their anonymity
0:12.8	They willing to look to us for a fin
0:14.5	And he won't give them validity
0:16.1	J&A with mail, they won't fail
0:17.6	They say something funny, don't be a dummy
0:19.5	Yo, do you?
0:20.0	Everything is money
0:21.1	If we're feeling lonely, don't hinder
0:22.6	Have a spontaneous, we find a member checking
0:24.5	The winner with a bottle of liquor
0:26.0	No need to call, just text
0:27.3	No need for feeling just sex, let me see
0:29.2	What's next, e-mail us in
0:30.4	This is your last egg hope
0:31.6	You want to laugh at jokes?
0:33.0	The shit is hashtag dope
0:34.2	I really think that this is crag no coke
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