BBC Sounds, Music, Radio, Podcasts

Here at the BBC, we strive to create content that encapsulates our core values of

originality, quality and excellence.

However, due to an overly optimistic first 12-month contract, Ellison John need to deliver

24 bonus podcasts by April in order to meet their agreement.

Whilst every endeavor is made to deliver content that is of interest and relevance, our

commitment to our legally abiding agreement is such that this may not always be possible.

Listen to discretion is advised.

The following podcast may contain inane or unnecessary scenarios, be of questionable

quality both sound and content, or indeed just be too giggling self-regarding twerp spouting

in comprehensible garbage.

Hello everyone, welcome to the most recent bonus podcast where Ellis, I, Dave and Jess are

sat in a deserted board game cafe.

I think it's earlier than they usually expect people to be playing board games.

In Hackney, it is called Drafts and it's a bit like if there was a library for board

games.

Yes.

And they have tables and food and an exceptionally well-stocked bar.

It used to be a Pinemash shop.

Yeah.

And the front bit they've kept exactly the same.

So yeah, it would be very good if you wanted to film some sort of period drama about the

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