469 - Zohran’s Victory, Air Traffic Chaos, & Government Shutdown

The Tim Dillon Show

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4.8 • 12.2K Ratings

🗓️ 8 November 2025

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Tim discusses Zohran Mamdani being elected New York’s next mayor & the archetype of a Zohran voter, the government shutdown causing chaos in the airline industry, his most and least favorite childhood vacations, Kash Patel’s country singer girlfriend, and the future that Trump and his political allies are ushering in.

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0:00.0	The weather. Tomorrow, expect a biting cold front. Hmm, how naughty. I wonder what I'll be
0:06.8	wearing or taking off. The night will be wild and untamed. Expect heavy, lashing rain
0:13.0	that'll soak you to the skin. By Monday, temperatures will rise slowly but surely reaching
0:18.7	their peak in the afternoon.
0:23.0	Not in the mood for miserable weather?
0:25.8	Fly cheaply to Turkey with Sun Express.
0:28.7	Sun Express, nonstop sunshine.
0:33.9	I have come from 3-Ey Atlas to give you technology.
0:39.1	The human race has been benefiting from our technology for a very long millennia.
0:45.6	Yeah, yeah, yeah. Great. They just elected a Muslim socialist, the mayor of New York City.
0:53.3	It's over. Wait, what? Free buses, government-run grocery stores, the end.
0:54.4	Who's going to pay for that? Who's going to pay for it? I hope you have the technology. Who's going to pay for that?
0:55.7	Who's going to pay for it?
0:57.1	I hope you have the technology.
0:59.4	There's going to be a mass exodus from the city.
1:02.8	Yeah, they're already calling him the most popular realtor in South Florida.
1:07.5	They're going to live in Miami and go to foam parties at Marco Rubio, which isn't gay.
1:09.6	It's just people in foam together.
1:28.8	Yeah, I was thinking about buying property in the city. No more. Yeah, it's ridiculous. Yeah. And what about Israel? Well, who is the- Park that car in the middle of the creek there. Sorry, we're gonna, we're gonna move it in two seconds. You're right dead smack in the middle of the line. All right, we're moving in two seconds.
1:31.5	The people here think they have money like California, but they don't.
1:33.3	They're actually just white trash.
1:37.8	Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon show.
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