0:00.0	Take a look at this shameless begging for tips during the holiday season and it says the staff of blank blank blank would like to wish you and your families a happy and healthy holiday season and it has the names of pretty much everybody with a picture of them.
0:13.9	The first person responds, that is shameful.
0:16.4	Imagine being okay with publicly showing how terrible of a human you are.
0:20.3	34 likes, instantly, 34 likes, you're a bad person I guess the entire
0:26.3	neighborhood knows who to avoid now I always say anybody could be a comedian you just
0:31.3	have to have the desire to want to do it and then like learn
0:34.4	how to do it for a long enough time and like anybody can turn the corner I
0:37.8	really do believe that. The comment section is proof. I did not have sexual relations with that woman?
0:45.0	Yes or no? Did you ever take banned substances to enhance your cycling performance?
0:50.0	Yes.
0:51.0	I had no prior knowledge of the planned assault on Nancy Kerrigan.
0:55.0	I am deeply sorry for my irresponsible and selfish behavior I engaged in.
1:02.0	Hey everybody, welcome back, oops the podcast, Galerotti and Lynch, in the driver's seat.
1:08.8	Rockin and Roland.
1:11.6	Hopefully you know this already by now, but I will be taping my first special,
1:15.8	February 16th in Chicago at the Den Theater.
1:19.8	Two shows, looking forward to seeing you there. It's going to be a big night. I'm very
1:24.0	excited. I have a big team behind the project. So anyway that's going to be sick. In the
1:28.3	meantime I'm going to be at the Sunshine Comedy Festival in the Tampa area
1:31.6	11th to the 4th of January.
1:34.1	New York comedy club, Stamford, the 1st of February.
1:38.1	That should be sweet.
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