469: Happy New Year
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Headgum
4.9 • 5.8K Ratings
🗓️ 4 January 2021
⏱️ 45 minutes
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In this episode we discuss burping, bathing, and Amir's New Years Eve.
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| 0:00.0 | This is a headgema original. |
| 0:12.0 | You say this girl in your class is super fine |
| 0:17.0 | but she doesn't know your name. |
| 0:20.0 | You cry in your bed when she left you on red |
| 0:25.0 | and won't snapchat you back. |
| 0:28.0 | What's so sad? |
| 0:31.0 | Remember she's with your best friend |
| 0:34.0 | and you're dating Roxanne. |
| 0:36.0 | Now you're making me mad. |
| 0:39.0 | Remember despite your confusion |
| 0:42.0 | you can ask. |
| 0:46.0 | Jake and Amir, those two dudes |
| 0:50.0 | have a podcast called If I Were You. |
| 0:54.0 | Jake and Amir, ones among |
| 0:58.0 | and Jake jams out to Nyndus Punk. |
| 1:02.0 | Golden Mike's rise, 30s while |
| 1:06.0 | they have seen each other through its all |
| 1:10.0 | and when push comes to show |
| 1:14.0 | they'll take a massive dump on your bad decisions |
| 1:18.0 | to remind you of their love. |
| 1:48.0 | I love you. |
| 1:51.0 | I love you. |
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