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Weird Medicine: The Podcast

Dr. Steve & Studio71

Comedy, Health & Fitness

4.9 • 759 Ratings

🗓️ 26 August 2021

⏱️ 64 minutes

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0:00.0	As we enter the new year, I've been reflecting upon which dating royalty will return to the Love Island villa.
0:09.4	Lovers from across the land will be hoping they get the call to be a Love Island All-Star
0:14.4	and share values of kindness, compassion and snogging.
0:19.5	I urge them to love thy neighbour on the next sun lounger
0:23.2	and hope that come January 13th on ITB2 and ITBX
0:27.5	love will reign supreme.
0:30.2	Why don't fish ever skip school?
0:33.7	They might get caught.
0:36.7	Actually, I'm going to
0:39.3	I like that
0:40.3	why why did the farmers start up fail?
0:57.7	They ran out of seed money.
1:01.1	Oh, terrible.
1:09.6	If you just read the bio for Dr. Steve, host of weird medicine on Sirius XM103, and made popular
1:16.5	by two really comedy shows, Opie and Anthony and Ron and Pez, you would have thought that this guy
1:21.0	was a bit of, you know, a clown.
1:23.8	Your show was better when he had medical questions.
1:27.9	Hey!
1:28.8	I've got diphtheria crushing my esophagus.
1:31.4	I've got Ebola vibes stripping from my nose.
1:34.1	I've got the leprosy of the heartbound, exacerbating my infectable woes.
1:39.4	I want to take my brain out.
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