0:00.0	I had a very bizarre Uber driver situation and I recorded it.
0:04.3	Nice, uh... By the way this car ride started off with the guy cat calling women just just let's
0:19.1	remember that. you can I just go to a crematorium?
0:23.0	You want to just a little bit of ashes of dead people.
0:25.0	You can just go to a crematorium.
0:30.0	That's an absurd suggest can I just have some dead person's ashes?
0:36.4	Bro imagine they did a lot more tests than us because they had way more people
0:41.4	So that's why I did not have sexual relations with that woman.
0:47.0	Yes or no. Did you ever take banned substances to enhance your cycling performance?
0:53.2	Yes.
0:53.7	I had no prior knowledge of the planned assault on Nancy Kerrigan.
0:58.2	I am deeply sorry for my irresponsible and selfish behavior I engaged in.
1:04.4	What's up guys?
1:07.2	Welcome back to Oops to the podcast,
1:08.5	Giulio Galerati with Ryan Lynch who just poked himself in the eye by accident.
1:12.0	It happens.
1:12.8	And is now having like a sniffly, the old like it's all connected reaction.
1:17.8	There's like nothing you can do about it.
1:19.3	It's just gonna need like four minutes.
1:21.2	So yeah, Ryan does not have COVID he's just recovering from
1:24.8	penetration of his eyeball 100% by his hand. How you doing dude? I'm doing good man 1216
1:31.2	Galerotti Toronto pull up looking to pack that shit out, very excited,
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