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Ghostrunners

467 - Fancy Football

Ghostrunners

Jake Triplett

Stand-up, Improv, Comedy

52.1K Ratings

🗓️ 3 September 2025

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

The boys are all back this episode to talk about John Crist getting engaged, the Forrest Frank online drama, the Summer I Turned Pretty, and phony phrases Check out Good Ranchers and use code GRKC http://bit.ly/3KV86YU Check out Main Street Roasters and use code GRKC at check out for a 10% discount! https://mainstreetroasters.com Ghostrunners merch: https://bit.ly/399MXFu Become a Patron and get exclusive content from Jake & Brad: https://bit.ly/2XJ1h3y Follow us on Instagram: http://bit.ly/33WAq4P Leave us a voice memo and ask a question: https://anchor.fm/jake-triplett/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

I'm rolling. No rush. No pressure. Why is Timeman always forces to record? He starts rolling. I know. Timon's always like, he gets here and we record right away. It's like, open the door, sit down. Roll. Let's start it. I, uh, hey, oh, I got a story. I don't know if I'm going to be able to. This is a funny story. Okay. All right. All right. Can I say that? So laugh, even if I don't tell it super well.

0:23.1

Great.

0:23.4

You're setting the

0:23.9

expectation that this will be funny. This is funny. I just hope I can do it justice as far as I

0:28.4

telling it. We've all been there. It's just one of those times. I get it. You know, we talked about

0:33.0

a couple weeks, whatever, during the beach, Bo and Catherine and the mouse thing. So Catherine

0:39.6

was nervous about this mouse being on this sink and like truly hates mice, like to the

0:44.5

point where she's like, I'm not cooking in our kitchen. I'm not, we're not having food here.

0:48.8

Our friend Tate, super nice. Tate and Hillary sent Catherine a $50 door dash gift card while I was gone.

0:55.6

Like knowing that, oh, you know, you have the week to your week by yourself. And she's so pumped.

1:00.9

She's like, okay, I'm using it on Chick-fil-A today. Like Chick-fil-A because it's like nasty with

1:05.2

this mouse. I'm not getting in our kitchen right now. And so as she's like disposing of this

1:10.2

mouse standing on or Bose disposing of it,

1:12.6

she's standing on this bar stool that we have with her gloves on, she gets a text. And it says,

1:19.3

Jesus is approaching now with your chick-fil-A.

1:25.0

Of course, it's, hey, Seuss, but it felt like it was just like, you know, you are being blessed by your son, dumping the mouse out, Chick-fil-A is here. Jesus is coming. God's got me. Yeah. God's got my... I know. I was going to say, breast is the first thing I thought of. Because I was trying to think of a one syllable. I was like, Tinder doesn't work. Nugget doesn't work. so breast is the first thing I thought of. I was trying to think of a one syllable. I was like, Tinder doesn't work.

1:44.6

Nugget doesn't work.

1:45.9

So breast is the first thing I thought of.

1:47.1

God's got my breasts.

2:00.0

Sorry I'm a syllables, God. Sorry, it's also true. Every part of your body. Every part of your body. God's got it. Uh, uh, oh, ooh, I think this type Be means that it's going down

2:01.5

With some random thoughts in white,

2:03.1

Me too, Midwest best friends eating Uh, uh, oh, ooh, I do I think this tight beat means that it's going down with some random thoughts

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