467. - Chris & Jason

How Long Gone

Chris Black & Jason Stewart / Talkhouse

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4.5 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 13 March 2023

⏱️ 64 minutes

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One-on-one pod today, Chris is in New York, and Jason is home in Los Angeles. We discuss making The Oscars great again, the death of "who are you wearing?" Magic Mike XXL's dented shoulders, how much money it would take for Andy Cohen to host the red carpet, Blac Chyna will suck the devil out of you, Marlon Brando's appetite for life, Naomi Fry's bday house party, fake ass Nathan For You, Flea is aging in reverse, The 1975's pre-SNL vibe, smelling Donatella Versace's hair, chicken pot one of ultimate fatboy food, bopping from Bode to Saint Laurent, Pedro Pascal is on zaddy timeout, what else can famous people do beyond wearing bad clothes for attention, we try out a new character, John Wick 4 dogs, legalize drag shows, the guy whos offering $100,000 to strangers on the plane to remove their n95s, and we blow open the squeeze-bottle olive oil to SVB bank run pipeline. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	And the W, how long gone? Them jeans on the ones and twos over there in Glendale I am handling the
0:26.8	H5 handy Zoom recorder here in Manhattan.
0:29.8	Well step your money up broco H6 on this side. It's been a long long action packed weekend
0:37.0	No rest for the wicked them genes. How are you feeling? Yeah, it looked like New York was alive over there
0:42.9	even though we're drowning in Oscar excitement
0:46.5	over here in Kali.
0:47.6	I know, I know.
0:48.6	I can't.
0:49.1	That was a rain pun as well.
0:50.6	The white carpets of the Oscars have been stained pissy yellow thanks to our
0:55.5	unhoused problem on the Hollywood area. Have you seen this that they've turned the
0:59.5	red carpet into a it's no longer red it's more of a beige no I mean it was it was white and then because of the
1:06.4	rains and everything it got all fucked up and now it's kind of a bit it's more of an
1:09.2	off what it's a bit's like a Marjela well regardless of what it turned out to be,
1:13.6	the fact that it's not red is very stupid,
1:15.8	and I'm sure there's some like highfalutin reason
1:19.2	about that we could never begin to understand that they've justified in their minds of what that means?
1:25.0	Well, let's try to figure it out. White carpets matter and I think we should figure out and get to the bottom of it.
1:30.0	I read on the drudge report they were trying to do like let's try to really avoid
1:35.9	turning this into a political award ceremony and just focus on like the glitz and the glamour of
1:44.1	a great Oscar night. Let's make Oscars great again kind of thing.
1:46.8	Yeah.
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