#466 Guide Me To Hell with Katie Hannigan

Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

Ari Shaffir

Diaz, Shrooms, Comic, Ari, Duncan, Shafir, Segura, Squad, Chappell, Store, Tomsegura, Rogan, Shaffir, Mushroom, Arishaffir, Sceptic, Skankfest, Freak, Skeptictank, Trussell, Los, Bryant, Cellar, Shroomfest, Joe, Tom, Burr, Bertkreischer, Tank, Comedy, Septic, Freakparty, Arithegreat, Joey, Kreischer, Billburr, Punchdrunk, Skeptic, Legionofskanks, Comedian, Thisisnothappening, Joerogan, Party, Allthingscomedy, Death, Podcast, Deathsquad, Comedy Interviews, Earwolf, Topic, Standup, Kobe

4.6 • 6.7K Ratings

🗓️ 12 April 2022

⏱️ 98 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Katie Hannigan sits down with me to tell me about her time as a NYC tour guide. It was a tawdry world of autistic tourist nerds and their dumb families.

Make sure to check out Katie’s new standup comedy album, “Feeling of Emptiness” and listen to her podcast, “Lady Journey” that she does with Sarah Tollemache every week.

For more Ari:

For more Katie Hannigan:

Listen to Katie’s new album: Feeling of Emptiness
Check out Lady Journey Podcast: @LadyJourneyPodcast
Instagram - @katiehanniganforever
Twitter - @katiehannigan

The Music:

Caitlin Rose - Tour Guide

Peter Fenn - Tour Guide

The Libertines - What Katie Did

The Band - Katie’s Been Gone

Thanks to our sponsors! Go to YoKratom.com the home of the $60 kilo! And visit 3Chi.com for 5% off with code "Ari".

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	Do you ever lie to these people on tours?
0:02.7	Oh, I would like create a whole false identity for myself.
0:07.7	I had one of my things I was doing was I was wearing a fake wedding ring.
0:11.6	It was like an engagement ring that my mom had was like a piece of costume jewelry.
0:15.6	And I'd be like, I just can't wait for my Christmas wedding.
0:19.6	And I would talk about my boyfriend.
0:21.6	It doesn't exist.
0:22.6	It's like a role for no reason.
0:25.2	Yeah, just to make it keep it interesting.
0:27.2	Because it would make me focus because I have to remember like what I said and what I did.
0:31.6	I had a whole thing and then I was kind of experimenting if saying I was pregnant,
0:35.8	if I would get more tips that way.
0:37.2	I'm like, I hope I'm not starting to show.
0:39.6	Early on.
0:40.6	Yeah.
0:41.6	Wow.
0:42.6	Yeah.
0:43.6	So I've got lost on the long piece of it.
0:46.6	I've kissed off my two eyes.
0:49.6	I was lucky to be alive.
0:53.6	I was one earning things say lights and Connections used to make very nice things so I
1:22.3	I love that shit. I love that shit. I'm here for that. I want that smoke. I love that shit.
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Ari Shaffir, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Ari Shaffir and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.