This is Jackpot, 249, recorded today for playback. If Caminetti gets it all edited properly66 for the week of July 3rd, 2003.

I am Strategic Maple Reservist David T. Cole, and I'm here with Unique Pig, Sarah D. Bunting.

I make Canadian bacon.

And charity polo player Tara Ariano.

Horse pun!

Welcome to Extra Hot Great for another week, not just another week for a holiday.

We are pre-taping this as is our want. And since we had previously on another 4th of July

week done America foresonings, this time we decided to mix it up and do Canada Day forsonings.

And the way it shook out is all of our forcund shows just happened to be Canadian game shows.

Now, before we get into this, Dave, do you just want to let our American and other nationalities listeners know why this is particularly funny?

Canadian game shows as an industry follow the rule of tense when it comes to Canada, which is Canada is one-tenth the size of America.

Therefore, prize money is one-tenth the size of American prize money.

The hosts have one-tenth amount of talent, usually.

Yeah.

Et cetera, et cetera.

Everything is 10% of an American endeavor in the same entertainment space.

Yes.

Canadian game shows are almost universally terrible in a sort of an enjoyable train wrecky, as Sarah might say, glue, gum, and popsicle stick kind of construction kind of way.

You can see walls blowing in the wind in the background of the set.

Everything is just really cheap.

You may remember we did a half hour of just

like Mum recently on extra, extra hot rate for our value Patreon subscribers, in which the final

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