Hey, what's up everybody? I'm Tom Segura. I'm looking for a writer-died chick. She's Christina P. She's a government

Informant. Let's get on with the show.

I'm very happy and excited to announce that I have been added a fourth show. Holy. Oh my god.

At the Merriam Theatre in Philadelphia, a.k.a. Philharp, Delphia, Pennsylvania. This one

So to make sure I get it right is going to be Friday

What month? October, no, November. Friday, November 16th, the 1030 p.m. show.

All the other shows are sold out. So if you waited, you're now the clock is ticking. Get your tickets Friday.

November 16th, 1030 p.m. there will not be any more shows added in Philharp, Delphia. Very, very excited about that.

Only thing else left with tickets is Fresno, Fartno. Baker's field has a few tickets left.

And there is also tickets at Fartmire's, Florida. There might be also some at that Wednesday show in Montclair,

Momclair, New Jersey. That's the week of the Philadelphia shows. So that would probably be the 14th. The 15th is sold out.

So that's it, Thomsagura.com. Click on the tour page. And as I mentioned before, if you didn't do it yet,

a lot of you did. Thank you very much. Sign up for the email list that I have. There's a big email announcement that will only be via email coming in a week or so.

That's what I got. Snitch, what do you got? Hey, excuse me, Tom Bundy. Tom Wayne, Gacy.

What do you got there before you sell your FBI agent? What do you tell me is what you got?

So I've added a show in Mandiego, California. The 7 o'clock show is sold out. So I added a 10 o'clock show at the House of Blues.

And then December 7th and fill her up, Dell, at the punchline. It looks like that shows about to sell to. So we're going to add a show there.

December 8th out of the 1030 show at the Grammar Seat Theatre in Judea, or Titties. And those tickets are flying to.

So if you're thinking about going, you should definitely get your tickets because I'm not staying longer in Judea or Titties. I got babies and stuff.

One night, guys. That's how I roll. That's it. That's it. Christina P. Online. Yeah, that's right.

What are you doing besides murdering? I'm doing shows. You're going to murder people after the show.

You can put together the case against me by just seeing where I tore. Are you going to follow people? That's how they got that a Vince. What was his name?

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