465-Doug Mellard-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 12 September 2018

⏱️ 111 minutes

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Summary

Jada Pinkett Smith's body is just like Antartica and Iraq and Cleveland - it's really something! Is Christina loyal? Seems like she might be the type to turn Tommy in just for a simple murder charge. The great and hilarious Doug Mellard joins us in studio. His new album, Fart Safari 2: Fart Harder is not only the greatest title ever, it's also hilarious. We discuss Doug's awful tattoos, the first time Tom met him (after being attacked), emails from listeners and much more. Pull em up!

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0:00.0	You wanna see the biggest dad motor ever?
0:05.3	Yeah.
0:06.3	Holy smokes.
0:08.3	Just glass and just just just this big huge metal big long tall metal just just just
0:16.0	just glass.
0:17.0	Let's glass let's glass let's glass holy smokes.
0:23.6	Just just just just cool stuff slick stuff neat stuff bad light bad light bad light
0:35.6	bad light bad light holy smokes I got I got a bad light cool stuff slick stuff neat
0:45.4	stuff bad light blue denim practically white denim I just
0:53.0	bug high up brown rated belt and then sandals with socks big bite bad
1:00.9	light bad light bad light
1:05.0	Wow that's a dad boners blasting in your face I don't have the name of the
1:18.8	artist unfortunately but I really dig that song and always important to close on a good
1:24.2	fart yeah close it whatever song you send in of course with it with a big long fart
1:31.2	she's Christine I'm Todd this is your mom's house mom cast thanks for joining us
1:34.9	Christine and Todd in the morning come natural we just had to restart our program here
1:39.1	we did we were recording in gobbling goop yeah sound studio does that records you in robot
1:45.2	voices sometimes so scary huh well you
1:48.7	scared I get scared when I hear I really don't like when that happens thanks
1:53.4	everyone in short like titties who came out and saw me even though I had to
1:57.0	reschedule because of my movie star lifestyle this shows were supposed to happen
2:01.5	five months ago shooting scenes had to delay it anyways I really like that
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