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The Scathing Atheist

465: Tontine Edition

The Scathing Atheist

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Religion & Spirituality, Other, Comedy

4.93.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 January 2022

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

On this week’s episode: The CDC says Noah can kiss you square on the lips ... God plans to make hospitals obsolete by faith healing and lowering deductibles ... And Donald James Parker finally gets an origin story.
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Headlines:
On 1/6 anniversary, Lance Wallnau prays for GOP to conduct a "reverse investigation": https://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/lance-wallnau-prays-republicans-gut-democrats-in-midterms/
Oklahoma AG All in on Theocracy: https://friendlyatheist.substack.com/p/oklahoma-attorney-general-godless
Christians freak out over DC vaccine mandate right before march for life: https://www.christianpost.com/news/pro-life-groups-adjust-march-for-life-events-amid-vaccine-mandate.html
Christian conspiracist "The Praying Medic" says faith healing will make hospitals obsolete: https://friendlyatheist.substack.com/p/christian-conspiracist-accepting https://twitter.com/hemantmehta/status/1468300784303550471
OK law would pave the way for Christianity classes in public schools: https://friendlyatheist.substack.com/p/a-proposed-oklahoma-law-would-allow
Stew Peters will arrest government officials over COVID restrictions: https://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/now-is-go-time-stew-peters-is-threatening-to-arrest-government-officials-over-covid-restrictions/

Transcript

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0:00.0

Warning, today's episode has upsetting words in it, like fuck, shit, and Jim Baker is still alive.

0:07.1

This week's episode of The Skating Atheist is brought to you by All Birds,

0:10.9

Honey, Behind the Mormon Curtain, and by the fact that my ass got the booster shot,

0:16.7

getting the booster shot because fucking duh.

0:20.8

And now The Skating Atheist.

0:23.2

Hi, I'm America's number one Christian ride-confent. He'd tell you that if the selfies I took for

0:29.6

my only fans are running indication, we did infect evolved from filthy, monkey men.

0:37.2

I'm

0:55.2

I

0:58.2

It's Thursday. It's January 13th.

1:01.5

And no one listened to got COVID. Two left in the taunt team.

1:04.6

I know I could count on you guys as sensitivity and decor. I'm no illusions.

1:09.7

I'm Eli Bosnick. Tick tock, I'm Heath Henry.

1:13.0

And from somewhere about East New Jersey and over Michigan and Wakecross Georgia,

1:17.2

this is The Skating Atheist.

1:19.3

Oh, this week's episode, The CDC says no one can kiss you square on the lips.

1:24.1

Yep. God is going to make hospitals obsolete by faith healing and lowering deductibles.

1:29.7

Interesting. And title James Parker finally gets an origin story.

1:33.6

But first, The Diet Travel.

1:51.6

So my neighbor across the street loves Jesus.

1:54.7

You know, I know that in the four conversations, totaling about 30 words we've had,

2:00.6

she's mentioned him three times. If they were dating, I'd say the relationship seemed unhealthy.

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