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No Such Thing As A Fish

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4.8 • 17.9K Ratings

🗓️ 10 February 2023

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss rejections, ejections, lightbulbs and onion bulbs.
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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to another episode of No Such Thing as a Fish, a weekly podcast coming
0:19.0	to you from the QI offices in Covern Garden.
0:21.8	My name is Dan Schreiber, I am sitting here with Andrew Hunter Murray, Anna Toshinsky,
0:26.2	and James Harkin.
0:27.2	And once again we have gathered around the microphones with our four favorite facts
0:30.6	from the last seven days and in a particular order here we go.
0:35.6	Starting with fact number one and that is Andy.
0:38.7	My fact is that the man who invented the underwater ejector seat once broke his tailbone in six
0:44.0	places while testing the system on the ground rather than in the water.
0:47.6	What an idiot.
0:50.6	This was a bike called John Rawlins.
0:52.6	He was very eminent.
0:54.4	Well I didn't know about him.
0:56.4	I was at a comedy gig a few weeks ago and the comedian started talking to the guy next
0:59.6	to me in the audience and this guy still talking about how he was either reading about or
1:03.7	related to the man who invented the underwater ejector seat.
1:06.6	And the comedian just loved it, just made hay with it, did he?
1:09.2	Did he?
1:10.2	Had he been speaking to you previously?
1:12.3	He said, he said, anything is better than that guy.
1:14.4	Yeah, yeah, they spoke for him exactly.
1:16.8	That's amazing.
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