From Relay FM, this is Upgrade episode 465. Today's show is brought to you by Electric,

Ladder, Nom Nom and Notion. My name is Mike Hurley and I'm joined by Jason Snow. Hi,

I'm Mike Hurley. Welcome back to the summer fun. Yeah, that's right.

Snow talk question for you and it comes from Justin and Justin wants to know Jason,

if you could have any animal pocket sized, what would it be? I don't like this question.

Okay, I don't like this question. Imagine though, you could have in this scenario,

this is an animal that you would be able to carry around with you and just put on

the desk whenever you like. You could look at the animal and maybe play with the animal.

What I don't like about it is that is the potential for squishing. I'm just worried

that this poor little animal is going to get squashed because it's so little.

You put it in your pocket and then you tap your pocket and the animal is broken bones and is dead.

That's not good. That's quite a thing. I don't like it. It's quite a thing to jump immediately too.

No, it's first thing I thought immediately was like, oh my God, I'm going to get a little lion

and then I'm going to bump it and it's going to die. Here's what we're going to do.

I'm going to add to it. You're going to give it a force. I'm going to say this animal

while also pocket size is impervious to squishing. Okay. All right.

So now this is the scenario. You could have any animal pocket size and it can't be squished.

Okay. If it can't be squished, I would... Okay, Mike. Next problem is the poop.

I don't want it in my pocket. It's going to poop in my pocket.

Jason, you have actual animals in your home that is going to make much more of a mess than this thing could.

So I wouldn't worry about that either.

Yeah, but I can't let the elephant outside. It's pocket size. It'll get taken by a bird.

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