Are you a smart booker or a silly booker?

Smart bookers get access to a three airport lounge by booking a five-star holiday with On the Beach.

Silly bookers?

Well, enjoy those cues at the bar.

Stop booking around and visit Onthebe beach.com.ukuk.

Conditions apply.

Seven night minimum stay outbound only from selected airports for up to six people,

at all protected.

As we enter the new year, I've been reflecting upon which dating royalty will return to the Love Island Villa.

Lovers from across the land will be hoping they get the call to be a Love Island All-Star

and share values of kindness, compassion and snogging.

I urge them to love thy neighbour on the next Sun Lounger and hope that come January 13th on ITB2 and ITBX, love will reign supreme.

What did the tree say to the moss?

You're starting to grow on me.

Thank you. If you just heard the bio for Dr. Steve, host of weird medicine on Sirius XM103 and made popular by two really comedy shows,

Opie and Anthony and Ron and Fez, you would have thought that this guy was a bit of, you know, a clown.

Your show was better when he had medical questions.

Hey!

I've got diphtheria crushing my esophagus.

I've got Zabalibon stripping from my nose.

I've got the leprosy of the heartbound, exacerbating my infertable woes.

I want to take my brain out and clasped with the wave, an ultrasonic, egographic, and a pulsating shave.

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