465 BURGER KING DEATH, Harland has a run in with the cops

The Harland Highway

7EQUIS

Comedy

4.7 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 31 January 2013

⏱️ 33 minutes

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A Burger King funeral, Harland loses $$$ after run in with cops, sporting event distractions, Harland announces Conan Show. Stiffen your staffen!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Holy, holy, holy, holy, hoo!
0:03.0	Welcome one and all to the Harland Highway.
0:08.0	Glad you're here. I'm glad I'm here. I'm glad we're all here together.
0:12.0	Rolling down the highway together. I am Harlan Williams, your
0:16.1	show for and what a show we have today man. On today's show I'm actually going to eat it. I'm going to eat some money.
0:26.2	I'm going to put myself behind. Today's podcast is going to cost me a pretty penny and I'm not even joking.
0:35.0	Wait, wait to you see what happened. I got into a confrontation with the police. I got a ticket and wait
0:41.9	do you see what I do on today's show with that ticket.
0:46.3	And what I do with that ticket is going to cost me, but I don't care.
0:50.4	It's all relative.
0:52.0	So stick around for that.
0:54.0	Have you been to a sports game lately, a hockey game, a basketball game, a football game?
1:00.0	Do you find that the people who throw these games,
1:04.7	commandeer your time, that every spare second
1:09.3	when a ball or puck isn't in play,
1:11.8	they're doing like a monkey show for you. So you don't have time to think.
1:16.4	We're going to discuss that. And then this is great. Some guy on his funeral went through a Burger King drive-thru and got a burger while he was dead.
1:26.6	Oh, it's gonna be good. It always is right here on the Harland Highway!
1:30.3	Welcome to the Harlan Highway.
1:33.0	All right, let's get this sucker going, huh?
1:36.0	You're causing a major disturbance on my time.
1:40.0	It's the Harlan Highway.
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