Hello I'm Hal Loeblin and I'm Mark Gagliardi.

Since the dawn of humanity one issue has gone unsettled with the fate of the world in the balance.

We're here to settle once and for all.

Feel wine!

That's right, don't worry everyone.

We got this.

Podcast should have a theme song.

Podcast should not have a theme song.

Yes, they should.

No, they shouldn't.

They sound good. Yeah, but people are just going to skip past it.

Hmm.

You know what?

You're right. We got this!

How? I gotta be honest. I didn't know this day would ever come.

I didn't know we'd ever do this episode why because you don't drink never in my life not

I know but I think we can do this you know my breasts which for those who don't

know in Jewish culture is when the foreskin of the of the

baby male is cut.

You traditionally the baby is given a small amount of wine. It is soaked in like gauze basically and that will help, you know,

numb them a little bit because it doesn't feel good. You know, you're not giving shots down there.

Yeah. And my mother, no, give him grape juice.

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