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This is that story show where we put your hilarious real life stories into the spotlight. Hey, how you doing podcast, people? My name is James Kennison, and I'm John Steinclower, and James, I just is James Kennison.

And I'm John Steinclauber.

James, I just want to give a huge shout out

to all of my fingers.

I have found that I can really count on them.

Oh my gosh. My toes too. I think I'm going to shout out to my toes too.

Shout out to John's toes. Fingers are toes baby! All day long you know and sometimes do we need to be sensitive to the people that do not have fingers we have listener we have one listener his name is the TSS historian and he is missing the bits of three of his fingers and also have a

friend named a just blew her name and what's your friend she got an accident and here's how bad they did her.

Okay, she got in an accident, car flipped over, they wrapped up her hand,

and when they took the bandage off,

her half of her ring finger was gone and they never told her.

Oh, you know talk about a story that should be called into the show?

Yeah.

Do it. She was freaking out, dude.

She was freaking out, dude. She was freaking out. freaking out.

And then, like about a month ago, she broke up with her boyfriend and he shot her,

like he tried to shoot at her six times while she was in her car and shot off the tip of her middle finger.

And same hand. So once I found, yeah, same man. So, my goodness.

Because she put her hands up in front of her, you know, and so once I found out she was going to be okay and everything was all right, I had to tease her.

Yeah, and I'm like, do you get a discount at the nail place now? And she was saying, yes I do, James, you got it at your system now.

So.

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