#464: "Roe vs. D. Wade Phillips" with Nick Youssef

Punch Drunk Sports

Johnny Woodard

Comedy

4.8 • 904 Ratings

🗓️ 2 July 2022

⏱️ 133 minutes

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Comedian and old friend of Punch Drunk Nick Youssef joins the guys this week to talk comedy and the big holiday UFC card, while Sam feeds his dogs.

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Past guests include Joe Rogan, Duncan Trussell, Bert Kreischer (again), Pauly Shore, Tom Segura, Bobby Lee, Brody Stevens, Don Barris, Jason Ellis, Bryan Callen, Brian Redban, Josh Barnett, Brendan Schaub, Steve Rannazzisi, Tait Fletcher, and many others.

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0:00.0	Ah, she's brilliant. Miss, I finally got plans out the group chat. We get it. Four votes for a festival,
0:05.9	three for a city break. It's hard to adhere to everyone's needs. There's Betty with her
0:09.6	oversized tent. Sarah and her six foot eight boyfriend.
0:13.0	All right.
0:14.0	Roger Junior and his dog, Roger Senior.
0:16.0	And don't get us started on Mel.
0:19.0	But, like a marriage counselor, she's the one keeping things together.
0:22.0	All aboard, Miss I finally got plans out the group. a marriage counselor, she's the one keeping things together.
0:22.6	All aboard Miss I finally got plans out the group chat.
0:25.6	Keep everyone's plans alive when you travel with us.
0:28.0	P. and Dau Ferris, there is another way.
0:30.3	For the thousands in attendance and the millions watching around the world.
0:35.6	This is the mani bet!
0:38.8	Dilton corn is alive and kicking.
0:42.0	Come on over here. I'll head butt your ass a couple times,
0:44.0	if you know what I'm saying.
0:45.0	This brother, breaking all the 40 yard wall.
0:48.0	This brother, come on, zip it!
0:51.0	I hope I didn't piss off Jesus.
0:52.7	You call that a penalty?
0:54.7	Who's number one?
0:56.4	It's the LA clippers.
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