You're listening to an Airwave Media podcast.

Recorded in Chicago, Illinois, with your host's Ken, Matt, Neil, and Jeff.

This is Triviality.

Hello and welcome to Triviality, the game where lack of seriousness meets a little bit of knowledge here in the studio with my chums. Oh, yes. Matt and Jeff. It's a little nervous. We didn't discuss who it host. You know, it's always me. We all looked at it. We have a hierarchy.

It goes, Neil, if he's here, then Ken, if he's here.

What are you talking about?

I always do it even if Neil's here.

It's a flowchart. Yeah. If no Ken, then. Neil's got other responsibilities. Mm-hmm. So I usually jump in. He is in a room today watching the Oscar nominees over and over.

Is that what he's doing?

I believe so.

I thought he was hunched over a piece of parchment with his quill in hand, scratching away. Unfortunately, it's invisible ink. I keep telling him he can write faster if he stops using a quill, but that's the way it goes. To the season. He's the artist. You've got to trust the process. Sure. So, Matt, you were stuck downtown for the big St. Patty's River dying.

Yeah.

How was that?

It was awful.

Usually once a year, the suburban rich kid makes their yearly trek to the city, and it is fueled by unidentified green liquid in jars. And a little cocaine? It's possible. I did not see that myself. But if you watch the Instagram clips, there's a lot of fighting. Okay. A lot of fighting. We were discussing the river, though, right? The green river. Oh, there's a lot of carp in there and it's a problem?

Yes, and I thought that this would be an opportunity to remove the carp with some kind of anti-carp liquid.

Technology.

I remember a couple years ago there was a push to try to like make the carp food, right?

Yeah.

A Chicago staple.

I tried it.

It's our new Chicago. This our new Chicago staple, carp sandwich. Yeah. A Chicago staple. I tried it. I have a new Chicago.

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